Funny Dog Jokes
Two women who are dog owners are arguing over which dog is smarter:
First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for a paperboy to come around, and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me.
Second woman: I know.
First one: How?
Second one: My dog told me.
A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office escept a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him.
The dog looked up and said, “Don’t be surprise. This is just part of my job.”
“Incredible!” exclaimed the man.”I can’t believe it! Does your boss know what prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!”
“No, no, “pleaded the dog. “Please don’t tell! If that man finds out I can talk, he’ll have me answering the phone too!”.
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