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How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? | The Doggy World

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

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Well, that depends on what kind of dog it is…

- Golden Retriever: “The sun is shining, the day is young, we have our whole live ahead of us. What are you doing inside, worrying about a light bulb?”

- Border Collie: “Just one! And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code!”

- Dachshund: “I can’t even reach the stupid lamp.”

- Toy Poodle: “I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he’s finished rewiring my house, my nails will be dry.”

- Rottweiler: “Go ahead! Make me!”

- Shi Tzu: “Puh-leeze, dah-ling! Let the servants do it.”

- Labrador Retriever: “Oh me, me, pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I, huh? Huh? Can I?”

- Alaskan Malamute: “Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.”

- Cocker Spaniel: “Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.”

- Doberman Pinscher: “While it’s still dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.”

- Mastiff: “Mastiffs ate NOT afraid of the dark.”

- Houng Dog: “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.”

- Chihuahua: “You quiero taco bulb.”

- Pointer: “I see it, there it is, it’s right there…”

- Greyhound: “It isn’t moving; who cares?”

- Cairn Terrier: “I’ll atack it!”

- Australian Shepherd: “Put all the light bulbs in a little circle…”

- Old English Sheepdog: “Light bulb? LIGHT BULB? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?”

From: Planet Dog: A Doglopedia

 

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